I've sold off the company to off-world investors who plan to melt the whole thing down for scrap.
The Topic: Good news everyone!
Responses:
They'll be here tomorrow so everyone be ready.
So uh, are we going to get boxes to take our stuff home in or what?
No!
All the employees were part of the deal, so you'll all be smelted down for DNA and essential oils.
Bye!
Bye!
This is the worst Decemberween ever.
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