The Topic: Good news everyone!

Professor Farnsworth

I've sold off the company to off-world investors who plan to melt the whole thing down for scrap.

Professor Farnsworth

They'll be here tomorrow so everyone be ready.

Fry

So uh, are we going to get boxes to take our stuff home in or what?

Professor Farnsworth

No!

Professor Farnsworth

All the employees were part of the deal, so you'll all be smelted down for DNA and essential oils.
Bye!

Fry

This is the worst Decemberween ever.

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