Mail Call

Surly Mailman

Ok everyone, get over here.
I don't have all day.

Responses:

Surly Mailman

Ok, one here for "Conversatron Transcripts"

Tom Servo

Well hey, I guess that's me.

Tom Servo

Saaaay! $50 Monopoly!
Now I can get those hotels on Marvin Gardens!

Crow T. Robot

Hey! That's cheating! No fair!

Tom Servo

I guess next time you'll get in line sooner for mail call!

Crow T. Robot

I never get anything.
Except when you fill Mike's socks with cheese and mail them to me.
Like that's original.

Surly Mailman

Right, right, whatever.
One here for bacon.

Bacon

For me? No return address?

Bacon

Wow.

Surly Mailman

Ok, that's all of it.

Bacon

HEY!
This thing is postmarked from six months ago!

Surly Mailman

Meh.

Space Moose

Uh, was there anything else?

Surly Mailman

I don't remember anything else.

Space Moose

Maybe this $20 will refresh your memory.

Surly Mailman

Oh yeah, there's this dufflebag full of stuff in plain brown wrappers.
Enjoy.

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