Goddamn boy, you'd think you could use some of those PIE holes as air holes.
Buzz In Box
Fatty? Is that you Fatty? Fatty, I need your help. I need you to find a crowbar and help pry this box open. Oh. uh, I forgot to mention that the box is full of... um, ham! Yes, that's it! Sweet, sweet, ham. Now hurry Fatty! Every second you're not prying is a second you're hamless!