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F&cking @ssholes

The Asker
Jesus fucking Christ--I just stayed up all night for the second time this week, trying to finish some big important assignment our upper management gave me. I told 'em by the end of the week, but they wanted it asap. Of course, I'm way too nice, and agreed to do it--I'm also a trusting fucking sap, and I gullibly trusted the verbal instructions I was given. I just reread an e-mail re: this fucking project and have found out it's completely not what I just finished doing--in fact, someone else has already done *exactly* what I just did. Not only that, but there is no fucking way I can even do what needs to be done. What the fuck. Why do I bother? If there's one thing this piece of shit job has taught me, it's to never be a nice, hard-working, trustworthy employee. I just end up sleepless, angry, and fucked over. Screw that.
The worse part is, if I had just finished reading the damn e-mail before I started, this never would have happened... so essentially it's my own damn fault. I ask again, what the fuck?

Responses:
The Doomed Mars Polar Lander
Hey, anyone who thinks they've got a bad job, all I can say is that at least you're not lying in pieces at the bottom of a crater on Mars.
Plucky Ion Probe Deep Space One
Hey, wasn't that like a year and a half ago? Why don't you just turn yourself off already?
The Doomed Mars Polar Lander
I can't, my power switch is broken. So I'm stuck here, utterly alone.

Nevermind the fact that for some reason the only thing that the remains of my transceiver can pick up is the Pacific feed of the Lifetime network.
The Doomed Mars Polar Lander
The really sad thing is I think I'm actually starting to enjoy The Golden Girls.

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