Conan!

Swedish Chef

What is best in life?

Conan the Cimmerian

Peanut butter toast.

Crow T. Robot

Well what do you know? He always looked like the sugar and cinnamon type to me.

Tom Servo

You're just saying that because you want to call him Conan the Cinnamerian.

Crow T. Robot

No, really! My Turkey Volume Guessing gig wasn't working out so I thought I'd give Quick and Easy Breakfast Preference Guessing instead.

Tom Servo

LIES!

Crow T. Robot

And besides, it would be "Cinnamonerian."

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