Porn

thelelander

What's a good excuse when you're caught buying porn?

Responses:

Space Moose

How aobut, "I'm really into masturbating to porn."

Milkman Dan

Or maybe, "I just can't get laid because I'm a computer nerd."

Bacon

Claim you're buying it as a gag for someone's birthday.

Duckman

That especially works if you've got whips and leather straps to go along with the gag.

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