Last week, if you recall, I posted a question asking, "Could anything else go wrong today?" The response from Earth was, "I'm late on my gravity payment, so you may just float away into deep space." I would now like to submit a plea to the Earth. Let me float away for the love of God.
Responses:
Earth
Uh, yeah, that.
Well, I ended up switching over to another gravity carrier, now that's it deregulated. And it turns out, I saved so much, I was able buy like 50% more than I used to.
And I got a free football phone!
Earth
So, starting next month, you might want to start laying off the cheeseburgers.
