You have piqued my interest, Sir Francis Bacon. I challenge you to limerick writing. You choose the topic, and I shall Limerick it. I at the same time will present to you a topic to limerick.
First subject: Clubbing.
What say you?
Responses:
Sir Francis Bacon
There once was a young baby seal, Who when clubbed let out a great squeal. Its shiny fur coat Was better than stoat, And its fat was made into a meal.