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The Topic: Re: Lobster Magnet

ZonedOut
No, lobster sticks to magnet because magnet's made of iron and lobster has a beak...or something.

Responses:
Gabe & Tycho
Magnet's made of iron, Lobster's made of meat. Has a beak? Where do they find these people?
Gabe & Tycho
But you just said it was because of glue, or something.
Gabe & Tycho
I was confounding expectations. It's a hallmark of good comedy.
Gabe & Tycho
You never confound expectations.
Gabe & Tycho
Sure I do.
Gabe & Tycho
I cannot think of a single instance of you ever confounding a single expectation.
Gabe & Tycho
Gabe & Tycho
Well, there you go.
ZonedOut
If you would actually listen to the song you would find that they do say that lobster has a beak.
Gabe & Tycho
But that's not why it sticks to magnet!
Gabe & Tycho
Way to confound expectations, there.
Gabe & Tycho
Just wait.

I'll have my vengeance on all of you!
Gabe & Tycho
Right after I get these last 14 shines.
ZonedOut
But it does prove I'm not an idiot!
Gabe & Tycho
We're not even talking about you anymore.

Go away.

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