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I'm so lame.

Demdemeh
You get way too damn many relationship questions, I know, but I'm going to slap you with another one - one that smells much like a large herring, having lain in the sun for three days.

I have a friend, from another country (speaks very good English, etc.) who's been trying, for months, to set me up with another friend, an American-born, introverted, doesn't talk much even for an introverted individual, and apparently wants my pants on her floor as soon as possible. Both are quite attractive.
However, I seem to have developed these 'feelings' things many people talk about, in the general direction of the former. I doubt she has any idea I feel this way. I am not used to this whole 'relationship development' thing at all; I have no idea what to do.
In the off-chance the question above is not obvious: How would this situation be best resolved?

Responses:
Randal Graves
Fuck your feelings for the former.
Feel your fuckings of the latter.

Randal Graves
It's a sure-fire plan.

Demdemeh
But that really seems cruel, as the latter apparently genuinely likes me quite a bit.

Doing so in an empty state of being, as you suggest, would affect the both of us profoundly - her for being toyed with so by someone she liked, and myself for treating another living, breathing being as an object for my own pleasure.

Further complications arise, though: She is a genuinely pleasant person, and I think I wouldn't mind being around her a bit more.

That doesn't mean I love her vastly, though.

Randal Graves
Look, you could keep mooning over your sexy foreign friend until she finally goes back to Hotchickistan or wherever, and then you could cry about it for months. Or you could get over your stupid crush and get to know a girl with actual potential for you.

Randal Graves
It's your choice, but I warn you not to underestimate my powers.

Dante Hicks
What?

Randal Graves
I just get so bored with this fucking relationship shit, I like working bits of dialog from Jedi in whenever possible.

Demdemeh
So, in summation:

1. Sex good.

B. Jedi good.

Zi. Satisfying return of true emotion bad!

I see now. It's all so perfect!

Randal Graves
So, that hopeless crush is emotionally satisfying then? Ok, screw my advice, just keep ignoring the hot chick who wants you, you're doing fine.

Randal Graves
Fuck, these people don't need us, they have it all figured out.

Randal Graves

Randal Graves
Concentrate all firepower on the Super Stardestroyer!

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