The Topic: Stuff

godofchuck

Random stuff:

Just saw "Scary Movie" - lowbrow (for the most part) but pretty dang funny.

Zorak, Brak, etc. - what is this, the Forum?

The Real World - good stuff. I don't dislike "reality-based" teevee, just the bad stuff. And Holly from Road Rules, despite initial dislike, is turning out well.

And who *is* this Manatee character?

Responses:

Hugh Manatee

Don't you have a personal site to throw your blather on?

godofchuck

Manatee, you're new, so you may not realize it, but I *used* to post a HELL of a lot more.

Zorak

And what's this Forum thing anyway? I'm a popular TV star!!!! I have as much right to be here as anyone! I don't even know what the Forum is, I'm too busy working on my own page to frequent other loser websites.

Alf

Then what are you doing here?

Zorak

Shut up!

godofchuck

It's good to see ALF back and posting more.

Alf

Hey, thanks!

But I keep busy. Did you know I'm huge in Germany?

I make David Hasselhoff look like a cat sandwhich. Ha!

godofchuck

That can only help Mr. Hasselhoff. Maybe if you make him look like a cat sandwhich riding in a talking car... that would be super!

Knight Industries 2000

A shadowy flight into the world of a cat sandwich...that does not exist.

godofchuck

KITT is the bomb. Fast as a motherfuck with a smarmy voice. Oh, yeeeeah.

Shaft

Who's the black talkin' car who's a sex machine?

Knight Industries 2000

I can dig it.

godofchuck

How can you follow that?

I can't.

Fry

Shouldn't it be something like...
Who's the black electric car that's a sex machine with other cars?

Bender

KITT!

Fry

Can you dig it?

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