In a fight to the death between Bacon, Andrej, and Superyoda, who would win? Oh yeah, you want a reason now. Let's say that they're competing for a lucrative Amazon buy out or something.
Responses:
Lord Amazorn
Hello? Is there any question as to who was bought by amazon.com? Who do you think ordered the site redesign?
Milkman Dan
As a side note, I'm sure that Bacon would win.
Milkman Dan
If by "win" you mean "get crunched into little bits and then swallowed".