It's a Friday the 13th, in October, it's a full moon, and it's the year 2000... is that a sign of the apocalypse, or what?
The Topic: It's Friday the 13th!
Responses:
People, this is the fourth or fifth time we've heard about this back here! "Ooooh, it's Friday the Thirteenth," "Ooohno, it's Friday the Thirteenth in October," "Oh, Oh, and it's the year 2000."
Well, I've heard about enough of this "Friday October 13th, 2000" business. It's all just a bunch of silly superstition.
So I tell you all what. You all just stop yer yapping about this "Friday the 13th" nonsense, and if anything "bizarre" or "supernatural" happens, I'll give the Conversatron $10 million to distribute to all you Askers, how's that.
As a matter of fact, I'll even write the check out now, and when this big "Friday the 13th" business happens, I'll sign it for you and send it in, how's that?
*scribble scribble*
Okay, does anyone have today's date?
You forgot the bit about the full moon. I'd think that a full-blown werewolf infestation would count as both "bizarre" _and_ "supernatural."
Yes, yes, but you see, that didn't fit into the whole "check-writing/what's the date" gag, now did it? See, I'm writing the check and I can't think of the date, but we just had all that talk about Friday the 13th. Do I need to draw you a picture?
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