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Hyperlighting?

The Asker
Has anyone else noticed how most commercials these days seem to be shot in that weird sort of hyperlighting?

Responses:
Your Money
I NEED TO CRANK IT UP!
Jay
What the hell is that thing?
Lord Amazorn
It's the metaphysical manifestation of your money.
Jay
The metafuckawhat?
Fry
Woh. I didn't know money could talk. Is this kind of like those commercials in my dreams?
Your Money
Let's buy some clothes! How about we get a big jester hat? How about some gas? Let's get some gas. Wait, get a car first. No wait, let's buy those antiques!
Jay
Whatever it is, it's fucking annoying.
Your Money
... or how about that umbrella? I know, let's buy a skateboard. No, let's get that chess set, that thing is AWESOME! Wait, we need some chocolate. I NEED TO CRANK IT UP!
CEO Nwabudike Morgan
I find him strangely attractive.
Jay
Hey, how about we buy that hooker instead?
Your Money
NOW WE'RE TALKING!

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