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Orz pure evil?

The Asker
I would really like to hear all your opinions on this, I don't get persuaded by the Orz's immense power. They can't *smell* this, so please, answer honestly.

Responses:
Pinywiny of the Arilou
Ah, child, a clever question. While is it the dynarri who are closest to what you would call "evil," the Orz are indeed a dangerous race. I would be cautious in discussing them, however, because the can *smell* things that you may not want them too. Even we cannot totally protect you. Please do not ask of us further on this topic until you have grown as a race. For now, the answer, I'm afraid, could "numb" you.
Brakky of the Pkunk
Actually, the Ilwrath are pure evil. The were once beings of pure light, perfect in every way. And then one day they became just a little more perfect and flipped right around to evil. Which is of course why we remain slightly imperfect at all times. As for the Orz, I'm afraid we don't know anything of them at this time. Which is to say, we know all things carried by the cosmic forces above, but you are not ready for our answer. In fact, we wonder why you asked.
Willow Rosenberg
I'm getting pretty tired of all this evil everywhere. Sometimes I wish the world would be just a little nicer place.
Commander Hayes
Actually, the Orz aren't so bad, and they're valuable allies, as long as you don't ask about what happened to the Androsynth.
Willow Rosenberg
Why, what happened to the Androsynth?
*Singer* of the Orz
*NNNNGGGGGHHHH!* It is *DANCING*

*SQUEEZING* the *JUICE*! More and more *JUICE*!

Willow Rosenberg
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