I've ani't got no fears, beatch -- just ask tubby over here. If somebody's bugging me, I just roll 'em and smoke 'em. Ain't that right tubby.
Silent Bob
Bender
Having to answer more of these stupid questions from web-browsing morons.
Xander Harris
Trying to score on a big date and then she turns out ot be some kind of mummy, or mantis or demon or something.
The Pillsbury Doughboy
Oh god, not another rolling pin! Aaaaahhhh!
Mr. Ed
Glue.
Brakky of the Pkunk
Not that we actually fear the Ilwrath, of course. They are merely doing what Ilwrath do, and if that means for us to transcend to a higher plane of existance, then so be it. We're not afraid. In fact, we shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine...
Or at least, somewhat powerful, in relation to other things. It's a karmic dice roll.
The Coke Santa
The evil bizarro Pepsi Santa.
The Tick
I fear nothing. But evil shall grow to fear the Tick. It cannot hide. Not in any nook or cranny, not in the midst of a WTO riot, not even in the deepest darkest woods of Maryland. Be gone with you.... EVIL!!
Heather Donahue
I'm afraid of the deep dark Maryland woods... sniff.... Mom.... I'm sorry... what was that...
Dr. Egon Spengler
Are you troubled by ghosts, spooks or specters? Call the experts.
Atari Corporation
16-bit game systems
Mr. T
I pity the fool that doesn't know I'm afraid of flying.
Tinkywinky the Teletubby
Those anyone gay references... no it is NOT a purse. It's a European carry-all.
The Nerds in the Audience
Naked women! yipe!
The Referee
That someday my entire life will be meaningless... sob...
Aeris Gainsborough
Sephiroth and the evil that could be released from the black materia.
Sephiroth
Respect me with fear last of the ancients, some day I'll come back for you.
Cloud Strife
I.... fear.... myself? my past?
aggg..
Battlestar Galactica
Cylons.
The Rogue
Z, V and C.
Cartman
Evil aliens from outer space with their anal probes.
Pinywiny of the Arilou
We have reached the limit of what rectal probing can teach us.
Space Moose
I sure hope you're kidding. My anus has much yet to teach the world.
Steve Buscemi
Man, I'm freaking terrified of Chipper-Shreaders............
The Shredder
My, I certainly am feeling chipper this morning....