O.k, This discussion of grave importance had passed through my mind...
In a Duel to the bitter end, who'll win:
Woody the Cowboy or Baz Lightyear?
In a Duel to the bitter end, who'll win:
Woody the Cowboy or Baz Lightyear?
Woody Vs. Baz!
Responses:
I can only assume you mean "Buzz" Lightyear. At least, that is that name on all of my collectable Toy Story action figures, and I assume that they knew what they were talking about more than some random person on the internet.
Your tragic mispelling of "Buzz" has . . . wait, that's not us. @!#?@!
Q*bert's tragic misspelling of "misspelling" has ... wait, that's not us either.
Yes, named after Buzz Aldrin, one of the heroes of the Apollo moon landings and truly a great American.
Twwweeeeeettt! Back to the question. 30 Meter penalty!
Aw, @!#?@!
Ahem, ahem! The answer is readily apparent to even the most casual observer. If the two toys were to engage in a battle to the death, mhey, it's obvious that Buzz would win, as he his made of strong plastic, while Woody is made of 50 year old cloth and fatigued stitchwork.
Well, except Woody's head, come to think of it, which is dense, heavy, and hand-painted. It's a distinct probability that Woody's head would outlive the rest of his body, and continue to terrorize the populace until eventually hunted down and shot like a dog. Mhey, shot like a head!
Life finds a way.
It is far more likely that his head would be preserved inside a jar, to live a life of quiet dignity.
(They make me say that. God how I hate them.)
Who's "Them" anyway?
The Heads at the Museum
The heads at the head museum?
Yes.
The ones in jars?
sigh...Yes.
So, um, (snicker) who's the head head at the museum?
And how do you, heh, get ahead?
And how do you, heh, get ahead?
Sigh. Quiet dignity my ass.
I'm not looking forward to this.
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