The Topic: who...

BlindCheetah

...here on the conversatron is still single? i know a couple askees and askers are, shall we say, "items," and i wouldn't want to intrude on anything. but i am lonely. so lonely....

M.U.L.E.

I am soooooo single.

Fry

Shouldn't you point out that there actually a decent number of single Askees 'round here?

M.U.L.E.

Back off delivery boy, they ain't around right now.

BlindCheetah

well, wait. fry's kinda cute. and human. that helps.

M.U.L.E.

Cuteness is a three-faced-

M.U.L.E.

Argh, Koch in my head, and this strange body, I'm doomed to a life of bachelorhood. All I've got to offer is this healthy colony, and piles of Crystite.

Fry

All in a long-dead computer game.

So, pick you at 7 BlindCheetah?

M.U.L.E.

What do I have to do to get this damned monkey off my back?

Dancing Monkey

?

BlindCheetah

by the way, what exactly is your idea of a date? i can only go by what i see on tv and i have a feeling it involves beer and a lot of junkfood...

Fry

And?

M.U.L.E.

Gah, how can I lose to this?

Images © their respective owners. Text © 1999-2026 The Conversatron. For entertainment purposes only.
Theme by Conversatron Command.
Never eat glass.