The Topic: Cold shit

Well my friend, absolute zero is the point where all molecular motion in an object is as slow as it can be. Mind you however, molecular motion never stops completely.

This point at which molecular motion slows to its minimum is called absolute zero. It is measured not in degrees Fahrenheit or Celsius, but instead in degrees Kelvin.

Zero degrees Kelvin (-459 degrees Fahrenheit or -273 degrees Celsius) is the exact point of absolute zero. For reference, water freezes solid (under normal atmospheric pressure) at 32 degrees Fahrenheit, 0 degrees Celsius and 273 degrees Kelvin.

The Kelvin scale uses the same graduations as the Celsius scale for ease of use and standardization. Thus, an increment of 1 degree Celsius equals 1 degree Kelvin.

Now to illustrate, my assistant Beaker here has offered to have himself dropped into a container of liquid Helium in order to show what happens to an object at it approaches absolute zero.

Meep! Meep meep meep?!

Hmm, perhaps we'd better not go forward...I recollect that experiments like this always end rather badly.