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I am impressed with the consistency of your response time. You are much faster than the others. I praise you and your strange affection for film noir.
Have you considered using the noir characters and the MST3K characters inc reating an online remake of "The Maltese Crow?"
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Wait, isn't that what we're doing now?
We can't because I'm not made of maltese, I'm mostly molybdenum.
The "Maltese Crow" wasn't made of "maltese," foolish robots.
Finally, now we're getttin' somewhere, Doc. Turns out it was a forgery, then?
It vasn't even a crow!
Whoa, now. This case has more twists and turns than the Jersey Turnpike.
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