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A. Gross

I am impressed with the consistency of your response time. You are much faster than the others. I praise you and your strange affection for film noir.

Have you considered using the noir characters and the MST3K characters inc reating an online remake of "The Maltese Crow?"

Responses:

Tom Servo

Wait, isn't that what we're doing now?

Crow T. Robot

We can't because I'm not made of maltese, I'm mostly molybdenum.

Doctor Drinkmeier

The "Maltese Crow" wasn't made of "maltese," foolish robots.

Agent Cooper

Finally, now we're getttin' somewhere, Doc. Turns out it was a forgery, then?

Doctor Drinkmeier

It vasn't even a crow!

Agent Cooper

Whoa, now. This case has more twists and turns than the Jersey Turnpike.

Average rating: 4.55