Speaking as a resident of "The Big Fucking State of Alaska", I must advice you all that your eminent doom is fast approaching. While you saps all throw your witty banter back and forth, we are devising a plan to usurp control over the entire world populace, driving every non-Alaskan into a wild frenzied state of confusion in which a mass human migration will take place resulting ultimately in a mass suicide not unlike the escapades of a certain furry little Alaskan native, the lemming. *evil cackle*
So, carry on with your miserable little lives, you yellow-bellied bastards who could never truly understand the supreme joy of watching your pee freeze! For the end is near! *more evil cackling*
So, carry on with your miserable little lives, you yellow-bellied bastards who could never truly understand the supreme joy of watching your pee freeze! For the end is near! *more evil cackling*
