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The Topic: Wowwwww.......

Miss Gunn
So, I thought I'd gotten all the really truly evil people to answer the other my question the other night, but now I see the error of that thought! Tigger is the world's true evil–– amoral, alcoholic, and utterly offensive. Wow! Tigger, you're my hero!

Responses:
Tigger
Well, gee thanks! It all comes from having this fuzzy wuzzy exterior, they never see it coming.
Milkman Dan
You know Tig, my friend, I think they're ready for the song....
Tigger
I think they are, Dan... I think they are.....


Oh........
Tigger
The most wonderful thing about Tiggers
is Tiggers are sick fucking guys
their hearts are made out of iron
they love to cum in your thighs
They're mean and lean and really like teens
bum bum bum bum bum!
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
is I just fucked your Mom.
I........ just fucked your Mom!


whoo hoo hoo hooooo!

Milkman Dan
That wasn't the song we agreed on last night, Tigger.
Tigger
Hey, I just thought I'd change it to fit the current sitchiation.
Milkman Dan
Tigger, you realize that my mom is dead, right?
Tigger
Did I ever say she wasn't?

Whoo ho ho hoo!
Milkman Dan
I love you, Tigger.

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