The Topic: hmm

Paladin

Guaranteed to bring a fully grown male giraffe to orgasm within 3.7 minutes.

Has this been scientifically tested? I WANT PROOF PEOPLE!

Figgie, the Fig-Licking Giraffe

The proof, as they say, is in the pudding.

Space Moose

Space Moose

CHRIST! Why didn't you mention that before dessert?

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