I was checking out the archive, and in one post, Bender calls Milkman Dan his "lactic acid delivering friend." Milk doesn't contain lactic acid. It contains lactose, a six-carbon sugar. Lactic acid is a by-product of metabolism. I suggest you don't talk about things that make you sound ignorant. Okay?
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Milkman Dan
Ah, but since by delivering my precious cargo of delicious milk, I guarantee the later production of lactic acid in digestive tracts of the milk-drinking public, I am a "deliverer of lactic acid," although in an indirect way, in the same way that I'm also a "deliverer of destruction and pain".
