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The Topic: My Team

Spankus
How come my team let me down tonight?

Responses:
Coach
Maybe you're the one who let your team down. Did you ever think of that?
Spankus
No. I was there all four quarters. I'm a true believer, but they just blew the national title race with penalties! What can I do to make sure this is the last game they lose?
Milkman Dan
You could break each and every one of their legs, thus ensuing they can never participate in sports again.
Ted Johnson
Well, you could also kill them all.
Milkman Dan
Whoa, let's not go crazy here!

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