So I take it he bathes?

Barry Ween

Hang on, Carl Sagan's been dead for ages. He must REALLY be stinkin' up the joint.

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Not the Ghost of Carl Sagan, since the existence of 'ghosts' cannot be proven scientifically.

Actually, thanks to the amazing preservation technology first pioneered by the Underground Prostitutes, I smell even better now than I did when I was alive!

Underground Prostitutes

Carl! You promised us you wouldn't tell anyone about that!

Stephen Hawking

Now it's just his wardrobe that stinks.

Not the Ghost of Carl Sagan, since the existence of 'ghosts' cannot be proven scientifically.

Hey!

Barry Ween

Wow! There's more brain power in this thread than all of MIT!

Can you guys help me get chicks?

Not the Ghost of Carl Sagan, since the existence of 'ghosts' cannot be proven scientifically.

Not even all the brain power at MIT can help with that.

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