Hmm...

Nej

::pushes various buttons on the telephone::

Responses:

The Telephone

*brbrbbrbbbrrring!*

*brbrbbrbbbrrring!*

*brbrbbrbbbrrring!*

The Telephone

Hello?

The Telephone

Hello?

Nej

::laughter in the background::

Umm, hi, we're 3 gorgeous bisexual women with hot hot boobies, and we wanna get it on!

The Telephone

Umm...

The Telephone

So.... why are you on the phone then?

Nej

With YOU. We wanna get it on, with YOU.

The Telephone

Somehow I think my chain is being yanked.

Nej

We can do that, too.

The Telephone

I mean, since when do 6 hot hot bisexual boobies want to get it on with me, Bob Lanning, homely steel worker in Gary, Indiana?

The Telephone

Not since never, that's when!

Nej

We're really not very choosy.

The Telephone

But you really should be. That's part of the trouble with the country today. You young people don't have enough standards.

Nej

Oh my god... Dad, is that you?!

The Telephone

Nej? NEJ? Go to bed THIS INSTANT, young woman!

Nej

Oh, my god, EEW! I just propositioned my DAD!!

::dial tone::

The Telephone

You know, that took her long enough to figure out, seeings how I SAID MY NAME and everything.

The Telephone

My Nej, she's got spunk, but she's not the brightest girder on the assembly line.

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