The Topic: Genetic Engineering

Flyhighplato

I heard they made goats produce spider silk by putting spider genes in 'em... Imagine the horror movie this could spawn?

Spider Goats: The Silkening!

Marketing Wonks

How about
Goats: The Spidering

Marketing Wonks

Spider: The Goatening

Marketing Wonks

Well that sure doesn't roll off the tongue. But why goats? Why not something else?

Marketing Wonks

What about Buffalo? That seems much more American.

Marketing Wonks

OOh, or Eagles! It could be Bald Eagles that have been genetically engineered to produce space-age polymer fibers for... Nikes or something.

Sam the Eagle

Eagles are not mammals.

Marketing Wonks

What's that got to do with it?

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