Would you rather fuck a chicken, or would you rather fuck your mother?
The Topic: Okay...
Responses:
Well, judging from my mother's reaction to a fight, I'd say she was a fucking chicken...
You didn't help your mom out when she got into a fight?!!
Hell no, I arranged the whole thing anyway. I got her to sign up for a fight with Tommy Smirtka's mom.
Sign up?
Yeah, I was the promoter. We had the fight in my backyard and I made $57 that day off tickets alone.
And the concession stand, gees, how could I forget that? I managed to bring in another $23.65
All in all, that made for a pretty crazy week of sodas, candy, and comic books.
Wait, how old were you?
Oh, I must have been almost 7 by then.
You're a pox on humanity.
Yup, and loving every minute of it my friend. Every minute.
Average rating: 4.20
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