The Topic: Mom!

JohnQ

Mike said that you and Dad don't really love me! Is that true?

Mom

Mike, get in here right now young man.

Mike Nelson

What is it Mom?

Crow T. Robot

Oooo, Mike's in trouble.

Tom Servo

Heh heh, this should be fun.

Mom

Shouldn't you boys go out and play?

Crow T. Robot

I'd rather be here.

Tom Servo

This is much more fun.

Mom

Crow T. Robot

Yes Mom.

Tom Servo

Yes Mom.

Mom

Now Mike, did you tell JohnQ Dad and I don't love him?

Mike Nelson

Awww, Mom, that was just a little joke.

Mom

Mike, you tell JohnQ right now that wasn't true, or there will be no supper for you.

Mike Nelson

But Mom...

Mike Nelson

Owww, my ear, not so hard.

I'm sorry JohnQ, I was just teasing when I said Mom and Dad don't love you.

Mom

That's better, now go out and play with your little bot friends.

Mike Nelson

Mike Nelson

Psst, Calvin, wanna know a secret? You have a twin brother. He was sold at birth to cover Dad's gambling debts.

Calvin

Moooooom!!!!!

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