What do you do when your monkey butler is insubordinate? I heard Martha Stewart suggests taking a cattle prod to it's genetalia, but that just seems so... unoriginal.
Insubordination!
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Wait, okay, he's trying to communicate with dance, like bees. I'll translate.
He's saying...you should just try to understand...that the monkey probably had a good reason, and just forgive and forget...if necessary, a strong "No, bad Monkey" will suffice. Is that right?
Okay, now he's saying...Yes, that's right, lard-ass.
Why, you little...*zzzzzzzap*
Why, you little...*zzzzzzzap*
Well, chalk one up for Martha Stewart!
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