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The Topic: bleh

atropos
The more links and stuff I have on the web to check a day, the more I feel like I need. It's NEVER ENOUGH. RRrrrrrggg.

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Professor Farnsworth
That's why the "Web Patch" was invented in 2023 and widely deployed.
Fry
So, it's a little band-aid thing that helps you break Web addiction?
Professor Farnsworth
Oh my, no.
It's a wireless device that is painfully inserted into your arm to let you surf the web from anywhere at any time.

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