The Topic: Survivor

atropos

I know it's really sad to admit this, but the episode tonight was very dramatic and I was on the edge of my seat. Thoughts?

The Benedictine Monks of Santo Domingo de Silos

We didn't watch, we're too busy working on our next chart-busting hit. What happened?

Survivor Colleen Haskell, college student

Us three girls spontaneously developed super powers!

Survivor Kelly Wiglesworth, river guide

We have the super ability to piss off Regis Philbin from the other side of the world!

Survivor Jenna Lewis, college student

We can fly! But only when the camera man isn't looking! We're invincible!

Survivor Winner Richard Hatch

Har har har, your tube-tops are no match for my Ultra Nudity!

Survivor Jenna Lewis, college student

He is more powerful than we imagined! We must rely on the aid of Super Sean!

Survivor Sean Kenniff, neurologist

Sorry, since my vote doesn't make a difference, I'll have to vote for you, Jenna.

Survivor Jenna Lewis, college student

What? That doesn't make any sense... ahhhh!!!! I'm dying....

Survivor Jenna Lewis, college student

I'm dying...

Survivor Jenna Lewis, college student

I'm dead.

Survivor Winner Richard Hatch

AAARRRRRR UMMMM NUMMMM NUMMMMM!!!

The Benedictine Monks of Santo Domingo de Silos

The Benedictine Monks of Santo Domingo de Silos

I told you we should have watched.

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