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Cloning

The Asker
What are the implications of the Japanese attempts to clone mammoths, bringing a species that has been extinct for thousands of years back into contact with humans?

Responses:
The Nerds in the Audience
It implies that you should go take your damn final.
Ian Malcolm
God creates mammoths . . .
Ian Malcolm
God destroys mammoths . . .
Ian Malcolm
God creates Man . . .
Ian Malcolm
Man destroys God . . .
Ian Malcolm
Man creates mammoths . . .
Ian Malcolm
Mammoths eat Man . . .
Nuts the Squirrel
Squirrels inherit the earth!
Homer Simpson
Mmmmm... Mammoth Burgers.
Ian Malcolm
No, no, no! I said mammoths eat man, not man eats mammoths.
Homer Simpson
Mmmmm... Man Burgers.
Ian Malcolm
*sigh*

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