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How in the hell?!?!

The Asker
How the hell did you guys know I'm from Alaska?!?! Ok, smart guys, what color underwear am I wearing???? Huh? Answer me that, smart guys!

Responses:
The Web Palette
#ff99cc
Hee hee.
Lord Amazorn
Oh please.
Like browsing the Internet can be done anonymously.
Brakky of the Pkunk
Our powers are beyond your comprehension!
Brakky of the Pkunk
I mean, our visions are carried to us on the cosmic winds, borne of your aura and the pyramid power of our mental energy focus points. In fact, we also know what you're about to say next, but we enjoy conversation so we will feign surprise.
Lt. Commander Data
Your network packets contain a distinct quasi-neutrino signature. Once identified, it is a simple matter to run a search against known signatures.
Old, Tired Spock
Ah, some things never change.
Space Moose
Don't believe a single WORD from the Pkunk. They talk out of their shit filled, loose twaty asses.
Dad
Jeez, watch it Space Moose! The Asker's on a lab computer, someone may reading over their shoulder!
Professor Farnsworth
I've built a smelloscope, and your transmission was detected immediately.
You need to get out of that lab more often. Oh yes.
My Computer
We also know you're using a Macintosh, but legally can't doing anything about that. Stupid legistlation...
Ship's Counselor Deanna Troi
I sensed your discomfort.
Bug-Eyed Earl
I wonder if he's in Bunnell Lab, Noyes Lab, or The Node.
Fry
Why?
Bug-Eyed Earl
I had great sex in Bunnell Lab once.
Bug-Eyed Earl

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