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complete the joke

AngryShrew
Three war veterans walk into a bar...

Responses:
Dr. Stanley Goodspeed
One of them sets up a battery of VX gas rockets, the second tries to gut you with a fishing knife, and the third says "Ouch."
Special Agent Fox Mulder
Hey, um, Stanley, do you think I could maybe take a peek at that microfilm you've got?
Dr. Stanley Goodspeed
I thought I told you to leave me alone.

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