complete the joke
Three war veterans walk into a bar...
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One of them sets up a battery of VX gas rockets, the second tries to gut you with a fishing knife, and the third says "Ouch."
Hey, um, Stanley, do you think I could maybe take a peek at that microfilm you've got?
I thought I told you to leave me alone.
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