If you had to make a time capsule, what would you put in it?
Time capsule
Responses:
I'd put my piano in it!
Nah, shoot. If I did that, what would I play with now?
I'd put in my unopened, mint condition "Official Y2K Flashlight and Survival Kit". It should be a valuable collectible in a number of years.
At the very least, it would have a reasonable amount of "Retro-irony value".
I think we'd put beer in it, hoser.
I'd put a certain blue dress in it.
I think I'd put my career in it, I certainly don't use it anymore.
Oh, but I wish you were still on TV. Tell you what, let's make a trade. You get to use your career on the conversatron and I get to use your body whenever I want. What do you say?
Ew, you're gross Dirty old man.
How about me baby?
Oh, sure, I guess.
I'd store a cache of food, gasoline, supplies, weapons and ammunition.
Nothing! To put any material in a time capsule would be to risk revealing information about the past that could alter the very course of the future!
8mm film cans, DAT, and hi8 tapes.
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"Dirty Old Man" for delayed response, context lost, 5 meter penalty.
"Dirty Old Man" for delayed response, context lost, 5 meter penalty.
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"The Referee", penalties not consistent in temporal space. Loss of down.
"The Referee", penalties not consistent in temporal space. Loss of down.
My god, its happening already!
Doc, I think you're forgetting that we already discussed this here.
Anyway, back on topic. I'd make sure to pack a lot of MoJo! Yah baby, Yah! Grrrr! Oh behave!
It doesn't really matter what you put in the damn thing. I'm just going to run away with it when no one is looking.
In that case, I know what I'm putting in it!
Scooby Snacks!!
I think I'd add some of those new Hawaian burgers. They're fantastic.
You losers aren't getting any of my stuff.
Oh come on Milkman Dan, you've simply got to put something in.
I refuse to give you losers anything. My stuff is too valuable to toss in a time capsule.
I hate you milkman dan!
I could put that "extra hat" in there if I hadn't disposed of it.
What are you talking about Milkman Dan?
Why are you so happy Space Moose?
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