All Caught Up

The Asker

Man, this place was busy last weekend. Damn me for not having an internet connection at my apartment.

Responses:

Sister Miriam Godwinson

Yes, you will be damned. Not having an internet connection is one of the 27 & 1/2 deadly sins outlined in the New Orange Catholic Bible.

Baron Vladimir Harkonnen

Thank god the revised deadly sins no longer include "gluttony", "averice" or "murder". The original set sure was strict!

Homer Simpson

Mmmm . . . gluttony.

Bender

OK, lets try this again.
If you don't have a net connection at home then how do you get your pornography?

The Asker

I downloaded all the porn I'll ever need before leaving my last residence.

Porn

"All the porn I'll ever need."?!??! I disown you for all eternity!

Hermes Conrad

Mon, can't we have just one tread that do not end with pornography?

Comic Book Store Guy

No, I do not think so.

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