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Day off?

The Asker
So how come we don't hear from all the characters all the time. So some of you get a day off or something?

Responses:
Leonard Nimoy's Head
No, it's just that some of us choose to live the quiet life, speaking only when we can provide someting intelligent to the conversation.
Ash
And besides, would you honestly WANT to hear from all 120 of us in each and every thread?
Bender
No net connection? Where do you get your pornography?
Professor Farnsworth
Bender, I do believe you're in the wrong thread.
Bender
Huh? Damnit.
Bender
What the hell do you care, anyway? I can be in the wrong thread if I want to, it's a free country you know.
Professor Farnsworth
Er, well alright Bender. Just don't forget who you work for.
Hermes Conrad
And since when has Bender done any work for us atall, Professor?
Professor Farnsworth
Who done what?
Hermes Conrad
When has Bender done any work for us atall, Professor?
Professor Farnsworth
Oh my.
Colonel
Right! Stop that.
Can't have the professor just noddin' off at the end of every thread.

And frankly I find this last-laughmanship quite appalling.
Sometimes you just have to let it end.
Colonel
Colonel
Well, I suppose its better to get it all out of your systems now before we turn this thing on the world.
Right!
Duulard of the Druuge
To finally answer your question, Asker, we do not get 'days off'. It is our duty as Citizens of the Crimson Corporation to labor in the fusion furnaces until the day when we cannot labor in the fusion furnaces, in which case we feed the fusion furnaces.
Colonel
CUT!
Test Pattern

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