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Gun Control

The Asker
Should citizens be allowed to carry guns?

Responses:
Batman
Nobody should be allowed to carry guns.
Batman
Guns tend to interfere with my wild frenetic fist fighting action sequences.
Steve Buscemi
Plus, people with guns tend to get their ears cut off or get shoved in woodchippers
Parker Posey
People seem to think I'm not allowed to have a gun. But that's probably because I'm insane.
Steve Buscemi
You're not insane, you're just spoiled
Parker Posey
Well, if we're going to start telling the truth around here, I'm going to bed.
Bacon
Who is Parker Posey?
Parker Posey
**sigh** go Here and then, go here, thanks.
Steve Buscemi
Take notes, ladies and gentlemen, there WILL be a test
Sam
Me and my buddy Max don't think there should be any laws against owning guns, carrying guns, or firing guns at possible innocent bystanders.
Max
Don't worry Sam, those bystanders weren't that innocent. Anyhow, it was their own fault for hanging around and bystanding.
Sam
It's times like this that make me really appreciate your appaling lack of respect for human life, little buddy.

Average rating: 3.40

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