Microsoft

The Asker

Is Microsoft evil?

Responses:

Barret Wallace

Them suckas at Microsoft are a lot like that damned Shinra Corp. They tell you their innovations are going to "fix" the world, then they go ahead and try to destroy the planet!

Batman

Microsoft is more evil than The Pengiun, but less evil than The Joker.

Batman

Or was it the other way around?

Buffy Summers

If it's more evil than say, a vampire, I can slay it, right?

Rupert Giles

Let's not rush to conclusions. This is a delicate situation, and calls for some serious research and consideration.

My Computer

I can destroy you with a single thought.

Buffy Summers

There Giles? See!? Evil. Can I slay it?

Rupert Giles

Yes, fine, I've never liked that idiot box anyway. May I suggest you leave the wooden stake out of this and simply unplug it?

My Computer

Wait, it isn't "safe" to turn me off right now!! Wait!

*Beeoooowwwppp!*

My Computer

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Batman

... but they're all less evil than "Batman and Robin" ...

Xander Harris

Whoa there Batman, in case you hadn't noticed, the thread's over.

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