If...

wolfcrazy

the world were enclosed in a carrot crumbcake

Comic Book Store Guy

*Ugh*
Oh, please continue.
You have me on the edge of my proverbial seat.

HAL 9000

Just a moment...

Smash T.V.'s Host

*DING DING DING*!!!

That's it! That's The Question fragment!

If you have a slow net connection, I suggest you hit "Stop" RIGHT NOW!

Club, the Baby Seal

Carrot crumbcake

Figgie, the Fig-Licking Giraffe

Carrot crumbcake

Nuts the Squirrel

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Punxsutawney Phil

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Himura Kenshin

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Kamiya Kaoru

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Myojin Yahiko

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Sagara Sanosuke

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Saitoh Hajime

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Bif

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Duck King

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M. Bison

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Pac-Man

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Q*bert

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Smash T.V.'s Host

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Sub-Zero

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The Evil Black Marble

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Not the Ghost of Carl Sagan, since the existence of 'ghosts' cannot be proven scientifically.

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The Ghost of Douglas Adams

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Jakob Nielsen, PhD.

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Stephen King

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Bunnicula, the Vampire Bunny

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Chester the Vampire-Hunting Cat

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Harold Monroe, Dog-Author

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Abraham Simpson

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Bart Simpson

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Bender

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Captain Zapp Brannigan

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Cartman

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Comic Book Store Guy

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Dr. Zoidberg

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Duckman

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Fry

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Hermes Conrad

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Homer Simpson

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Hugh the Tazmanian Devil

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Kenny

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Kent Brockman

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Kif Kroker

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Kodos

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Krusty the Klown

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Kyle

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Leela

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Lionel Hutz

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Lisa Simpson

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Marge Simpson

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Morbo

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Optimus Prime

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Otto Mann

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Police Chief Clancy Wiggum

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Powdered Toast Man

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Professor Farnsworth

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Professor Frink

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Ren Höek

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Stan

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Stimpson J. Cat

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Taz

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The Shredder

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Roberto Benigni!!

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Charles Barkley

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CmdrTaco

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Dave Thomas

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Emeril Lagasse

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Jack Nicholson

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Jeeves

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Jodie Foster

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John Horatio Malkovich

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Kevin Bacon

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Mahir!

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Mike Jittlov

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Mr. T

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Parker Posey

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Rod Serling

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Steve Buscemi

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Tom Landry

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Yakov Smirnoff

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Buck Rogers

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Bug-Eyed Earl

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Calvin

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Captain Haddock

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Dilbert

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Dogbert

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Hobbes

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Max

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Milkman Dan

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Professor Calculus

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Sam

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Space Moose

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Ted Johnson

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The Tick

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Tintin

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Atari Corporation

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IBM

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*Singer* of the Orz

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Academician Prokhor Zakharov

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Brakky of the Pkunk

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CEO Nwabudike Morgan

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Chief Engineer Antonelli, U.N.S. Calypso

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Chief Scientist Patel, U.N.S. Calypso

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Civ's Wise Man

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Colonel Corazon Santiago

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Commander Hayes

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Duulard of the Druuge

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Fuchsia of the Melnorme

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Fwiffo of the Spathi

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Groove Champion

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Guybrush Threepwood

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Ixitixl of the Klackons

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King Ramesses of the Egyptians

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M. Ghandi of the Indians

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Pinywiny of the Arilou

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Railroad Tycoon J.P. Morgan

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Reep-eep of the Yehat

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Sister Miriam Godwinson

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Ssithra of the Darlock Empire

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Taurus

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The Avatar

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The Rogue

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The Slylandro

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America's Astromen

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Chief Wahoo

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Dirty Old Man

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Dr. Randell Mills

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Guido van Rossum

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Gultekin Ozsoyoglu

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Leonard Nimoy's Head

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Lord Amazorn

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Marianne, the Ideal of French Womanhood

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Paul "wolfcrazy" Ollig

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Random Looter

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Sam Adams

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Skully, the TMBG skull

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Some AOL User

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The Dining Philosophers

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The Headcrusher

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The Nerds in the Audience

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"Mad" Max Rockatansky

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Alien

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Ash

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Atreyu

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Austin Powers

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Baron Vladimir Harkonnen

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Batman

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Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau

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Dad

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Doc Brown

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Dr. Egon Spengler

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Dr. Teeth

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Dr. Tyrell

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Evil Genius

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Gort

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HAL 9000

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Harry Knowles

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Heather Donahue

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Hyper-kinetic Engineering Student Jordan Cochran

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Ian Malcolm

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Ichabod Crane

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Jay

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Jules

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Khan Noonian Singh

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Kuni

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Lazlo Hollyfeld

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Leeloo

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Mom

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Narrator

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Newt

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Prince Humperdink

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Roger Rabbit

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Silent Bob

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Baron Munchausen

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The Impressive Clergyman

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The Supreme Being

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The Terminator

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Tron

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Who Is Tyler Durden?

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WOPR

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Alanis Morrissette

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Barenaked Ladies

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Frank Zappa

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Sir Mix-A-Lot

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The Beatles

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Abraham Lincoln

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Alexander Hamilton

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Bill Clinton

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George Washington

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Richard Nixon

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Ronald Reagan

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Thomas Jefferson

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"The Colonel" Sanders

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Coach

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H/\x0r d00d

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Jack-in-the-Box CEO

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The Coke Santa

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The Director

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The Referee

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Lt. Commander Data

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Old, Tired Kirk

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Old, Tired Spock

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Seven of Nine

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Ship's Counselor Deanna Troi

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Romulan Subcommander

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/dev/null

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A Letter Opener

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Bacon

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Censored!

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Clippy

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Da Bomb

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DMC DeLorean

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Earth

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Easter Island

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Electric Jesus

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Java Duke

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Lava Lamp

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Lego Man

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Loudspeaker

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Microphone Feedback

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Motion Picture Association of America

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My Computer

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Nemesis, the Demon Star

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Polyhedron

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Porn

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Ring Explosion (with lens flare!)

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Television

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The 80s!

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The Beard Experiment

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The Big Fucking State of Alaska

Carrot crumbcake

The Conversatron

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The Doomed Mars Polar Lander

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The Human Genome

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The Moon

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The Pillsbury Doughboy

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The Web Palette

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The World's Last Divx Disc

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Your Money

Carrot crumbcake

Alf

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Andy Richter Controls the Conversatron

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Assistant D.A. Dan Fielding

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Battlestar Galactica

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Beaker

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Ben Stein, esq.

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Bob & Doug McKenzie

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Brisco County Jr.

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Buffy Summers

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Carrie Donovan

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Colonel

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Conan O'Brien

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Crow T. Robot

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Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

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Dr. Sam Beckett

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Emergency Medical Hologram

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Ernie "Coach" Pantusso

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Ford Prefect

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Goliath

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Joel Robinson

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Knight Industries 2000

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Lisa the Magic Genie from Weird Science, the series, not the movie.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android

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Mike Nelson

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Mr. Ed

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Pimpbot 5000

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Prof. Bobo

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Regis Philbin

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Rupert Giles

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Sam the Eagle

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Sheriff Andy Taylor

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Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane

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Special Agent Dana Scully

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Special Agent Fox Mulder

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Test Pattern

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Tinkywinky the Teletubby

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Tom Servo

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Triumph, the Insult-Comic Dog

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Willow Rosenberg

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Xander Harris

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Aeris Gainsborough

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Barret Wallace

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Cacodemon

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Cloud Strife

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Dirk the Daring

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Lara Croft

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Lester Knight Chaykin

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Sephiroth

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Teenage Lara Croft

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Tifa Lockheart

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