My employer is sending me (and other management staff) to an all-day workshop on Friday entitled 'Conflict Resolution for Supervisors'. Upon enquiring as to whether I could skip it or not to meet deadlines, I was thankfully enlightened to the obvious fact that this seminar is in fact far more important than any actual work I might complete in that time.
However, due to the depth that the rest of the 'net has sunk to in any kind of intellectual or entertainment value, I have extensively and deeply read the Conversatron. This was also far more important than work, obivously.
Clearly, you people need to learn to manage conflict! Far more important!
So, I have 2 questions:
1: Which of you electronic, er, 'personalities' wants to stand in for me at this seminar? Far more important!
2: Conflict? You gotta conflict!? C'mere!! I got your resolution right HERE! Little closer, that's it... BANG!
(oh yeah, uh, the Gimp sent me. Word!)
However, due to the depth that the rest of the 'net has sunk to in any kind of intellectual or entertainment value, I have extensively and deeply read the Conversatron. This was also far more important than work, obivously.
Clearly, you people need to learn to manage conflict! Far more important!
So, I have 2 questions:
1: Which of you electronic, er, 'personalities' wants to stand in for me at this seminar? Far more important!
2: Conflict? You gotta conflict!? C'mere!! I got your resolution right HERE! Little closer, that's it... BANG!
(oh yeah, uh, the Gimp sent me. Word!)
