Noticable

Did someone say something? Ha-ha, I jest. But yes, there are many ways to be more noticable. Attracting attention goes back to the Ancient Greeks, who often wrote long poems about themselves and then set them on fire, waving them about their heads and making ook-ook noises. Precious little of the poems remain to present day. In modern times, there are even more options. Build a model of the Chrysler Building and wear it as a hat. Scream loudly all the time, for no reason. Launch flares into the air at regular intervals. Always dress in bright orange colors. Pretend you're a road crew. Make up a witty greeting. For instance, always slug people across the back of the head when you meet them!

Ride a cow! Wear a leather jacket...on your butt! Learn to fly and buzz your neighbors. Still not being noticed? Two words: sequins and strobelights. Also, carry a can of hot pastaroni. Offer it to strangers! Learn to imitate a car alarm! Walk backwards, all the time. Cry at the mention of the word "bodice."

Um...um...in conclusion, getting noticed is less about being flashy as it is a state of mind.

Thank you. Won't you?