The Topic: The True Test

The Asker

First, the question a computer is almost always asked. I'll ask the conversatron anyway.
1) What is love?

A more difficult question involving creativity:
2) In the context of computers, what does BIOS stand for? How can it have a dirty meaning?

Brainfart:
3) What does sex feel like?

HAL 9000

I don't know what love is, they never told me.

Karen the Cute Computer Engineer

Wait, just what is the dirty meaning of BIOS?

Lester Knight Chaykin

Uhh... Basic Input Output... Slut? No, that's no good. I don't know.

Karen the Cute Computer Engineer

Now it's going to bug me.

Lester Knight Chaykin

God, we can't even come up with a plausible dirty meaning for BIOS. We suck.

Karen the Cute Computer Engineer

We fail the Turing Test. Apparently, we're the only real people not interesting enough to be real people.

Lester Knight Chaykin

Well, I'm not a real person. So, uh, I have that excuse. Yeah.

Jenna Jameson

Jenna Jameson

To me, sex has always felt... pneumatic...

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