The Topic: The True Test
First, the question a computer is almost always asked. I'll ask the conversatron anyway.
1) What is love?
A more difficult question involving creativity:
2) In the context of computers, what does BIOS stand for? How can it have a dirty meaning?
Brainfart:
3) What does sex feel like?
Responses:
I don't know what love is, they never told me.
Karen the Cute Computer Engineer
Wait, just what is the dirty meaning of BIOS?
Uhh... Basic Input Output... Slut? No, that's no good. I don't know.
Karen the Cute Computer Engineer
Now it's going to bug me.
God, we can't even come up with a plausible dirty meaning for BIOS. We suck.
Karen the Cute Computer Engineer
We fail the Turing Test. Apparently, we're the only real people not interesting enough to be real people.
Well, I'm not a real person. So, uh, I have that excuse. Yeah.
To me, sex has always felt... pneumatic...
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