They got Syme, dammit!! THEY GOT SYME!! Any one of us will be vaporized next! Quickly, friends!! We must join together to defeat the Communist forces of Oceania! The time has come, who's with me?!
The Topic: DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER
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We've had some wierd topic drift cross-interference from True Meaning of Life today, and I've finally traced the problem to a couple shared Askee/Guru pairs like Big Brother over there.
Unfortunately, Lester's out on "walkabout" or whatever, and he's the only one who really knows how this stuff works. But if Star Trek's taught me anything, reversing the polarity of something somewhere should do the trick. So here goes. Hopefully this will clear out the system.
*Bzzzzzrt*
Polarity shift detected.
Attempting to compensate...
Technobabble interface not responding...
Attempting to compensate...
14:31:20
*Bzzzzrt*
Where's my pony?
PULL THE PLUG!
Oh, crap.
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